Thief

WWW stole this from playgroup.

Rugby

Mum and Willy watched my school First XV win the regional final while Dad sat in the car playing Nintendo.
We won!

Mum's Remedy

I had the worst day at work so came home at interval.
William then nearly got stuck in the stormwater drain at Omanu  while Andy was buying me a hot chocolate.
We all, thankfully, laughed.

"Playing Daddies"

Yes.

Sacrificial Entertainment

He said after the seagull got the bread "that hurt a little bit"